Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll

If you are not satisified with your purchase, please write a letter of complaint to head office where nobody works and we look forward to it collecting dust.

Alternatively, we will refund you upon receiving your print within seven days of purchase if you are truly unsatisfied. 

P+P for returns is on you :) 

Please allow a maximum of 14 days. This period allows Hot Noodle to print, sign, title and number your exclusive print. It will also be accompanied with a certficate of authenticty and be sent a robust cardboard tube. We normally post sooner but to avoid dissapointment,  please expect your delicous unique print two weeks to arrive.